International Day for Those Who Love Chuck Norris (I.D.F.T.W.L.C.N)

*Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
*Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
*There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
*Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
*When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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